That contraption?My
first story: My wife and I walked into this embroidery shop and I saw it
immediately. No, I must correct myself just in case you misunderstand me. I
didn't see it. This contraption shouted at me!
It
shouted at me: "Hi Neels, please look at me! I am standing on this top
shelf for years and years and years and nobody takes notice of me!"
I
felt so sorry for it. I called a shop assistant and pointed it out and asked:
"What is that?"
"What?"
She...
